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Asker demigodgleek Asks:
I BET ERIK SMILES THOSE SMILES WHENEVER THE CHILDREN ASKS QUESTIONS LIKE "HEY WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT SALESMAN AT THE DOOR" AND EVERYONE JUST STARES UNTIL CHARLES COMES INSIDE AND WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HIS BOOK SAYS IN A REALLY BORED VOICE "HE LISTENED TO THE WHOLE SPEECH AND ACCEPTED A FLYER" AND ERIK JUST WHINES "CHAARLEEESS" AND THE KIDS START SNICKERING AND HE JUST GLARES AT THEMA ND GOES "HE DIDN'T LEAVE ANY FUCKING ROOM FOR ME TO DISMISS HIM HE JUST KEPT TALKING FOR FUCKS SAKE"
thissortofsorcery thissortofsorcery Said:

buttinspectorkirby:

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ALL THE CHILDREN ASSUME ERIK MURDERS PEOPLE IN HIS FREE TIME AND THEY’rE ALL SOMEWHAT FRIGHTENED AND IN AWE OF HIM (AND THAT’S WHY THEY NEVER FUCK AROUND IN HIS CLASS AT FIRST) BUT CHARLES ALWAYS RUINS IT AND BEFORE HE KNOWS IT ERIK’S ALWAYS COVERED IN ADORING CHILDREN WHO LOVE THEIR HERR LEHNSHERR AND KNOW HIS EMPTY THREATS MEAN NOTHING AND HE ACTUALLY ADORES EVERY ONE OF THEM RIGHT BACK

I BET SHAW’S OLD TEAM STUCK AROUND TO TEACH AND EVERY NOW AND THEY THEY’LL SNICKER TO ERIK LIKE “he’s domesticated you.” AND ERIK IS JSUT LIKE NO I AM VENGEANCE FOR MUTANTKIND I AM THE NIGHT WIND COMING ON JUDGEMENT DAY STOP LAUGHING JANOS YOU BASTARD

In general, I think we need to move away from the premise that being a good person is a fixed immutable characteristic and shift towards seeing being good as a practice. And it is a practice that we carry out by engaging with our imperfections. We need to shift towards thinking that being a good person is like being a clean person. Being a clean person is something you maintain and work on every day.We don’t assume ‘I am a clean person therefore I don’t need to brush my teeth.’ When someone suggests to us that we have something stuck in our teeth we don’t say to them ‘What do you mean I have something stuck in my teeth—but I’m a clean person?!’

Jay Smooth in his TED speech “how I learned to stop worrying and love discussing race” (via tropicanastasia)

Jay Smooth almost always a reblog

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vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

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fantastcbeasts:

Lex is by far one of the greatest make up artists on YouTube, seriously, her work is just perfect in every way agh 

Idol

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  • Zero - Who was your last text from?
  • One - What/who is your icon?
  • Two- Your relationship status?
  • Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
  • Four - What is your current mood?
  • Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
  • Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
  • Seven - Have a crazy side?
  • Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
  • Nine- Something you do a lot?
  • Ten - Angry at anyone?
  • Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
  • Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
  • Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
  • Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
  • Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
  • Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
  • Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
  • Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
  • Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
  • Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
  • Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
  • Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
  • Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
  • Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
  • Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
  • Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
  • Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
  • Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
  • Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
  • Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
  • Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
  • Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
  • Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
  • Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?
  • Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
  • Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
  • Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
  • Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
  • Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
  • Forty - Are you worried about the future?
  • Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
  • Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
  • Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?
  • Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?
  • Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
  • Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
  • Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
  • Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
  • Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
  • Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.

Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

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