I honestly don’t understand why I’m friends with the people I’m friends with

sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

(via how-to-succeed-in-blogging)

how-to-succeed-in-blogging:

some days I can’t wait to get my hair cut off, but then other days I’m like “MUST LEARN ALL OF THE PRETTY BRAIDS AND THINGS WHILE I CAN”

listoflifehacks:

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I don’t mind paying 40 bucks for a can home, it’s just I have everyone’s keys in my purse and I can’t leave.

Things is: I don’t like parties and I always regret coming to them.

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY

(via kieranmonroe)

I’m drunk and I want to go home